If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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