whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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