So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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