Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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