What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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