The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
is that a dick in a sweater?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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