You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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