I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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