I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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