just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
