I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Do you have feelings for this penis?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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