I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
