I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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