There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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