then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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