physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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