Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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