She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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