Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
