I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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