I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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