i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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