I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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