i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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