i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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