Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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