I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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