can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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