this beer tastes like vomit already
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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