Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he thought i was a dude.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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