He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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