Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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