I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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