do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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