white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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