I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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