we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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