I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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