i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I currently don't understand fingers.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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