I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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