I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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