ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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