he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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