TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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