Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
