"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
