you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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