Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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