did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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