Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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