Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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