He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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