You're a womanizer and a bitch.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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