I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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